Rifts: A divisive item of footwear, manufactured by Nike. So divisive, in fact, that you could say they caused a 'rift' in the group! Ha ha. Ha.
Known wearers of Rifts include Ben Stubbins (who owns more than one pair), the Legend, fat black women in Weybridge, a fit lesbian in London and Brett Betts. Chloë is a notable defender of the wearing of Rifts, with their harshest critics including the rest of 35 Romsey, Stoker, and many other Robinsonians. The Legend's justification of “but Chloë likes them” was declared invalid by Desh during the great purge of 2008, along with other of his key phrases such as “what I'm saying is” and “I'm allowed!”
Dingly said Rifts made the Legend look like a 21st Century goat; on it being pointed out to him by Desh that goats still exist in the 21st Century and that, therefore, a 21st Century goat was just a goat, Dingly declined to change his insult to “futuristic goat”.
the Legend is wearing:
Lad Pant Suit;
Generic Blue poor quality t-shirt;
Rifts (model's own).
Desh is wearing:
Red (of course);
More Rifts can be seen at: http://tinyurl.com/rifts111