Alexis Jordan, Good Girl. Catchy song, fit video. But what are these lyrics?
I like tight jeans, dark shades,
When I walk the ground shakes (boom)
Like an 808 (boom)
You appreciate my lean
Body nice shape,
Wanna take me on a date (move)
You've got what it takes (move) You better have some cake.
You better have some cake. To those in the know (who get down low and call shorty a ho), cake is drugs or money. Or her ass. But to the uninitiated honky, this is rhyming for the sake of it, and it doesn't even make sense: either he's got what it takes and he can take her on a date, in which case cake would just ruin his appetite; or she's questioning if he has got what it takes, and is telling him to to tuck into a slice of lemon drizzle whilst she thinks it through, but how is cake going to help? It'll make him fat and sticky, and girls with 'lean body nice shape' don't generally go for fat sticky cake-fiends. Unless she's lying about her body, and 'when I walk the ground shakes (boom)' just means that she's a leviathan gorging herself and this guy might as well tuck in as well. Shit lyrics, shit advice, Alexis, you fat bastard.