Between changing his name (he's "SWAG" this week, apparently) and advertising Ciroc Vodka (sample tweet: If you in the club and they aint Got no Ciroc! You in the wrong club! Run for the EXiT!!! Ruuuunnnnnn!!!!), the artist formerly known as Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy sometimes needs the toilet. Nothing wrong with that; but did you know he sometimes chooses to queue? With us normal folk?! OMG.