Gary Busey is an American actor who appeared in
Walker, Texas Ranger (with Chuck Norris!),
Law & Order and
Entourage. He received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor in 1978 for his role in
The Buddy Holly Story.
He has also eaten his own face.
Gary Busey's teeth are larger than his head. How is this possible? At some point in the past, he must have started to eat himself from the inside out. He has now eaten all of the muscle and tissue inside his own head and all that's left is skin and a giant set of teeth on the outside of his body. Somebody needs to stop this man before he eats us all.
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| Gary Busey ... |
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| ... has already eaten himself ... |
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| ... and will eat us all ... |
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... if these riot police* don't stop him first.
*they're actually firemen, but don't let that ruin a good story. |
You'd look weird if you got stuck on a boat with Steven Segal!
ReplyDeleteSurely he could've eaten him!
ReplyDeleteHe looks even weirder when he's cross-dressing in Under Siege - don't have nightmares: http://tinyurl.com/3z8ylm5
ReplyDeleteSee also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKVrNK2VKM&feature=related
That second link was what inspired me to write this in the first place!
ReplyDeleteThe big eye Gary Busy is due to a motorcycle accident that nearly killed him, he got brain damage from it. However my favorite photo is http://imagetime.info/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/5e4dc_gary-busey.jpg
ReplyDeleteThe bulging eyes may be due to a motorcycle accident, but how do you explain the giant teeth?!
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