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No Splash, No Gash Sayings - Toilet Attendant Sayings - Freshen Up Sayings - Freshen Up Man Sayings - Freshen Up For Punani
Last year, ZD mused on why certain jobs only ever seem to be carried out by black men, and discussed the "toilet freshen-up guy" (or bog wog, according to Urban Dictionary) and his famous phrase, "fresh-en up, fresh-en up, for punani". Variations heard recently include:
No spray, no lay, no soap, no hope
Wash your fingers for the mingers
Spray the Armani, get the punani
Splash the Diesel, see the weasel
Wash your Fingers for the Mingers!
Wash your Nuts for the Sluts!
Wash your Pole for the Hole!
Wash your Toes for the Hoes!
No Splash, NO GASH!
No Spray, NO LAY!
No Joop, NO HOOP!
No Gucci, NO COOCHIE!
No Davidoff, You don't HAVE IT OFF!
No Fendi, NO WENDY!
No Boss, NO BOX!
No Paco, NO TACO!
No Calvin Klein, NO SEXYTIME!
No Dior, NO WHORE!
No Dune, NO POON!
No Escape, NO GAPE!
No Cologne, You go Home ALONE!!!
No Tissue, NO ISSUE!
No Stink, NO PINK!
No Money, NO HONEY!
No Lolly, NO JOLLY!
No Stench, NO WENCH!
No Lotion, NO MOTION!
No Wash, NO NOSH!
No Stuff, NO MUFF!
No Gum, NO CUM!
UPDATE: I saw the comprehensive list below in a toilet in Ibiza!
Let us know if you hear any more in the comments below.
No CK, no BJ
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