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Sunday, 17 June 2012

Trainspotting - The Boring Train Hypothesis



Thursday, 7 June 2012

BBC reacts to Jubilee coverage criticism

The BBC has finally acknowledged that its coverage of the Diamond Jubilee was woeful, but some fear that it has overreacted in its response.

Out-of-their-depth banality merchants Matt Baker and Tess Daly are to be sent on a compulsory electroshock history course with David Starkey, whilst a spokesman promised that all CBeebies programmes would now be delivered in full morning dress. "Even Balamory," he added.

The Dimbleby family are also believed to have stepped up their reproductive efforts to ensure a steady supply of Dimblebabies are available to anchor future events.


Meanwhile, Fearne Cotton has been dispatched to keep a 24 hour vigil by Lord Jim - sorry - John Reith's grave after reports that he had begun spinning. Fearne asked Lord Reith how he felt about spinning before turning to the camera and saying "wonderful, wow, amazing."

The executive editor in charge of turning the largest flotilla on the Thames since 1662 into a nautical One Show has also been reprimanded. "Ben Weston's handling of this event was abysmal," said Director-General Mark Thompson. "He has been shot."

Why watch this...
... when you could be watching  Fearne Cotton
discuss sick bags with Paloma Faith?

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